Add this to the “Why It’s Absolutely Awesome To Be An NBA Player!” list. Over the weekend, Dwyane Wade (Batman) held his 30th birthday party in Miami and rubbed elbows with the likes of Usher, T.I., and Common as well as his teammates LeBum James and Bosh Spice and, of course, his girlfriend Gabrielle Union. But that’s not the best part. At the shindig, the owner of a local luxury car dealership gave D-Wade a 2012 McLaren MP4-12C that’s worth about $230,000 and is nearly impossible to find in the United States. Must be nice, douche bag. Must. Be. Nice.